Darklady’s 7th Annual Portland Masturbate-a-Thon
Produced by Darklady Productions, Inc.

Darklady’s Retro-Moderne Pansexual Burlesque Hall awaits your
self-indulgent pleasures for this year’s Portland Masturbate-a-thon
fundraiser. Pick your favorite past, present, or future burlesque era,
dress to impress, & luxuriate in an evening of solo-sexual satisfaction
& entertainment, featuring kinky & erotic play spaces, a silent auction,
dancing girls, comedians, jugglers, porn stars, Canada’s singing
sensation: The Wet Spots – & so much more — all graciously introduced
by mistress of ceremonies and transsexual porn sensation, Hot Wendy
Williams.

Bring a pet or human care product for Esther’s Pantry and get $5 off entry.

Saturday, May 31, 2008
7:00 pm – 2:00 am
Mt. Tabor Theater
Portland, OR
Fully accessible, ages 21 and older only

Bawdy Tunes by The Wet Spots
Sexy Shimmies by Sahara Dunes
Post-Porn Stand-Up by Jacklyn Lick
Multi-Media Magic by DJ Darknezzz
Portrait & Erotic Stills by Bryan Grimes & Chris King
Naughty Barber & Kilted Massage Man
The ThrillHammer, Monkey Rocker, Sex Kitten, & Gear
Birthday fantasies for March, April & May

Silent Auction & Door Prizes
Two Full Bars & Food Menu
Sweet Indulgences from the Naughty Baker
S/M play space & two sensual Rubitoriums
Massage Tables & Sex Swing
Cloakroom
More, more, more!

$50 - Street clothes
$25 – Burlesque, Fetish, or Formal Attire
RSVP Absolutely Required
Darklady@darklady.com

Portland Masturbate-a-Thon Café Press shop: Cafepress.com/Masturbate-a-thon
Limited work-scholarships available. Cash & in-kind sponsorships,
auction items & prizes of all kinds sought.

CONTRIBUTORS SO FAR:
AdamEve.com
BigTeazeToys.com
ChrisKingPhoto.com
Cum Kleen & Pleasure Wipes
HotMovies.com
HotWendyWilliams.com
JacklynLick.com
KickAssPictures.com
Mars Meadows
MtTaborLegacy.com
SwollenSkateboards.com
TheThrillHammer.com
Topco Sales

BENEFICIARIES:
Esther’s Pantry: OurHouseOfPortland.org/programs/estherspantry/
Free Speech Coalition: FreeSpeechCoalition.com
Woodhull Freedom Foundation: WoodhullFoundation.org

– Darklady
http://www.darklady.com
http://www.masturbate-a-thon.org
Darklady’s M-a-T Deemed “Best Group Grope” by Willamette Week